Sponsored Edition: Spa Trek Episode 4
We departed Honolulu MedSpa after a successful rendezvous at its Customer Appreciation Event. We emerged victorious against enemy fat cells thanks to its revolutionary weapon, CoolSculpting, and acquired valuable data on the interplanetary anti-aging device, The Venus Freeze. Yet, I feel as if our exploration into these non-invasive procedures has just begun…
Smock: Captain, we just received a transmission from Storefleet Command.
Captain Chic: It looks like they've assigned us a new mission – search and destroy signs of dry, aging skin.
Smock: Perfect timing. Our sensors just picked up a patch of abnormally rough, dull terrain, with the possibility of rosacea, in the delta quadrant. Altering course now.
Captain Chic: Fire up the InstaLift Oxygen Facial. Spray the area with a mist of hyaluronic acid, aloe vera, green tea and vitamins. Now, use the special applicator to exert high-pressure medical-grade oxygen and topical hyperbaric pressure to infuse the serum into the skin.
Smock: Levels of roughness are weakening. New skin cells have started to regenerate. Skin is visibly plumping.
Captain Chic: Perfect. Another six weeks and this area will be good as new.
Smock: We're approaching a sea of deep wrinkles. This will be tricky to navigate. How should we proceed?
Captain Chic: Bring in the Botox. Just a few tiny injections into the muscles will soften forehead creases, frown lines and crow's feet for up to four months.
Smock: Looks like we're in the clear. All we need to do now is load up on Skin Medica, IS Clinical skincare and Clarisonic Sonic Skin Cleaning Systems at 20 percent off, and we'll be ready for another venture.
Captain Chic: Thanks to Honolulu MedSpa's MedSpa Week, we can continue our anti-aging mission with cutting-edge technology at affordable prices.
I must say, they've got a successful Enterprise.
$99 InstaLift Oxygen Facial (regular price $159) and $10/unit of Botox (regular price $12/unit), available during MedSpa Week, September 24-29 at Honolulu MedSpa, 1650 Liliha St., Suite 102. Click here for a full list of discounts and more information. Call (808) 528-0888 to schedule an appointment.