Desk Accessories for the Frustrated

Desk jockeys, ever wished you could put aside your “Duplicate,” “Faxed” and “Paid” stampers and tell your coworkers and clients how you really feel? Well, now you can. Check out the openly hostile offerings at Aloha Rubber Stamp, which sells ink stamps with sayings like “Shut Up!” “Stupid!” and “F— You!”

My personal favorite? The stamp that cranks out “WTF?” I didn’t buy it, but just envisioning the possibilities was fun. You can also buy non-pottymouth stampers, both pre-made or customized, starting at about $7. Aloha Rubber Stamp, 801 Alakea Street, 536-3329.