Vote for Honolulu!
USA Today is polling people in a travel promotion to find the Best American Destination. It’s down to Honolulu vs. Yellowstone National Park. Since you’re already wasting time on the Internet, you might as well click over and vote. For Honolulu, of course. There’s nothing in Yellowstone but a bunch of old geezers.
What’s that? Ohhhh, geysers.